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Author Unknown - 637 |41d

Author Unknown -

"1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15, y0u r34||y n33d 70 637 |41d."

"1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15, y0u r34||y n33d 70 637 |41d."

Popular Mechanics - 1.5 Tons

Popular Mechanics (1949) -

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

Dave Barry - Users

Dave Barry -

"User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.""

"User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.""

Steve Wozniak - Avoid the Whole Thing

Steve Wozniak -

"My dream was actually just to have a computer some day. If I'd imagined that it meant starting a company to sell them, I probably would have avoided the whole thing."

"My dream was actually just to have a computer some day. If I'd imagined that it meant starting a company to sell them, I probably would have avoided the whole thing."

Leonard Brandwein - Programmers with Screwdrivers

Leonard Brandwein -

“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”

“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”

Pablo Picasso - Only answers

Pablo Picasso -

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Jamie Zawinski - Two Problems

Jamie Zawinski -

“Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ‘I know, I’ll use regular expressions.’ Now they have two problems.”

“Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ‘I know, I’ll use regular expressions.’ Now they have two problems.”

Kevin Mitnick - Weakest Link

Kevin Mitnick -

“Companies spend millions of dollars on firewalls, encryption and secure access devices, and it’s money wasted, because none of these measures address the weakest link in the security chain.”

“Companies spend millions of dollars on firewalls, encryption and secure access devices, and it’s money wasted, because none of these measures address the weakest link in the security chain.”

Stephen Hawking - Computer Viruses

Stephen Hawking -

“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.”

“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.”

Bruce Schneier - Security

Bruce Schneier -

“If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don’t understand the problems and you don’t understand the technology.”

“If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don’t understand the problems and you don’t understand the technology.”

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